Texas is a state that we highly love and respect, which is why we only appreciate the good, clean Texas jokes that are both a little funny and a little true. We thought you might enjoy a couple good one-liners that are being passed around to pass along yourself this weekend.
For more Texas fun, check out our book “Speak Texan in 30 minutes or less.” If you’re “fixinto” tawk like a Texan this handy little Texas book will teach you the fine points of speaking with a Texas twang. Next time the store clerk asks “kinihepyew” you’ll be able to answer with a “yes ma’am!”
You know you’re in Texas when…The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
You know you’re in Texas when…The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
You know you’re in Texas when…The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
You know you’re from Texas if… You’ve ever had to switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day.
You know you’re from Texas if… You use “fix” as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go buy Texas themed snacks from Texas Treats!
“Saw a dog chasing a jackrabbit out in West Texas one day and it was so hot they both were walking.”
Texas Tales are like taffy, the more you stretch them, the better they are!
Remember: “Y’all” is singular. “All y’all” is plural. “All y’all’s” is plural possessive. (From Tips For Northerners Moving South)
The winter wardrobe you always brought out in September can wait until November. (From Tips For Northerners Moving South)
We hope you get some good knee-slappin’ going around the table with your friends and family this weekend!