Happy Halloween, y’all! We hope you enjoy a safe holiday filled with lots of good old-fashioned tricks and treats. Obviously, we’re experts in the treats department, but what about some of the most popular tricks out there? We’ve put together a list of some sneaky jokes to play on yer buddies tonight. We don’t think hurting anyone is “good fun” so these tricks don’t involve anything like that.
1) Cook up some laughs in the kitchen – Duct tape or rubber band together the handle of the kitchen sink extendable faucet. You know, the one you use to spray off the tough stuff. Ask your friend to get you a glass o’ water and laugh ’til the cows come home when water sprays all over the place!
2) “Hello?…HELLO?” – For some jokesters this is their voicemail all year round. But for those who are just looking to trick their friends for a laugh, this is a classic. Record your voicemail message as something like: “Hi!…. Hello?… Can you hear me?….You’ve reached my voicemail, leave a message!”
3) To smell or not to smell? – Does your buddy have a great Halloween date planned tonight? Start the “tricking” early by gluing all of his deodorant/after shave/shampoo containers closed. Be sure he doesn’t have a back-up that’s easily accessible. Sit back and chuckle at his indignation but at the end of it all, be a good friend and have a back-up set of toiletries waiting for him.
4) Rise and shine! – Do you know your friend is gonna have a long night tonight? Better make sure she gets a bright start tomorrow! Hide a bunch of alarm clocks all around her room that are set to go off right around 3-4am. Warning: Y’all might lose a friend with this one. Proceed with caution.
If you aren’t the trickin’ kind and are looking for some good ol-fashioned Texas Treats this Halloween, look no further! We’ve got you covered. And for all you jokesters out there who are bound to jeopardize friendships by playing these pranks tonight, our treats are just what you need to make it allllll better.
You’re welcome, partner.
Happy Trickin’ and Treatin’!